| Friday, September 26th, 2008 |
| 2:16 pm |
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| Thursday, November 1st, 2007 |
| 3:58 pm |
 My friend Christian and I work together and own identical Solex mopeds. We decided to ride them to work yesterday. Seeing as mine only goes 17, this was an 80 minute task each way. I miraculously made it most of the way home down crazy main roads without any troubles. So, there I am, riding my Solex down Main Street in Royal Oak and this white-haired SOB passes me IN MY LANE and then honks at me, despite the fact that there is an entire lane of traffic for him to pass me in. I naturally give him the finger. So he pulls over, lets me pass him then gets in traffic behind me AND DOES IT AGAIN. So I spit on his car. Then we pull up to a red light and he rolls down his window to start yelling at me. Luckily, I have a camera around my neck to document my adventure, so I take a picture of him. Then he starts with the confrontation: Him- "What are you a pin-dick?" Me- "How dare you? You passed me in my lane and tried to kill me!" "Oh, yeah right!" "Fuck you old man!" "Im angry because you can ride a moped and I cant because my hemorrhoids will flare up!" (or something to that effect) "Suck my dick!" "You'd like that, fag!" Then the light turned green and we parted ways. If you love someone set them free, thats what I always say. |
| Saturday, July 14th, 2007 |
| 1:43 pm |
High School Reunion
I stopped by my parents house and in my stack of mail was an invitation to my 5-year highschool reunion. I hope it's really ridiculous, and that some friends are going to go with me. I should ride up on a moped. |
| Monday, June 18th, 2007 |
| 5:50 pm |
Back on the train
Once again, I am on a Canadian train on its way to Toronto. This time, it is a dinner train and that means extra free booze. I love business trips. The porter's name is Chad, I think. Well, better get back to this rum and coke. |
| Monday, June 4th, 2007 |
| 11:13 am |
Hi-tech
I am on a train somewhere between Windsor and Toronto and I am using the internet on said train. I am on a business trip. This is weird. |
| Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 |
| 6:38 pm |
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| Saturday, April 28th, 2007 |
| 12:16 pm |
Relocation
Just so you know, I am moving to Ferndale next week. If you live in the area, this means you should consider rekindling our friendship. If you're curious, I am moving to Ferndale because I work in Bloomfield Hills, and I drive 80 miles a day to commute from Ypsi right now. Also, if you know someone who is looking to rent an apartment for the summer in Ypsilanti, my place is up for grabs. In other news, I finished college (again) this week and I got myself a little promotion at work. It's sunny out. Life rules. |
| Saturday, April 7th, 2007 |
| 11:41 am |
When Christopher Wren said "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you," he was full of shit! |
| Friday, March 30th, 2007 |
| 10:33 pm |
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| Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 |
| 5:24 pm |
Dear guy riding his fancy bike through the countryside as I was driving home from work today, I have two questions for you: 1. Where do you work that allows you to do such things? 2. Is your company hiring? Sincerely, Nate P.S. I'd write more but now I have to go to class until 9 p.m. ! |
| Friday, February 16th, 2007 |
| 11:36 pm |
I'm really glad that having a real job makes me too tired to go out on Friday night. |
| Sunday, February 11th, 2007 |
| 2:26 pm |
Carol really likes me
This gem was in my MySpace inbox today: hi sexy whatz good. I hope yoo appreciate foreward women. I think yoo're very kissable and i just moved to Michigan. i dont really know nebody here yet so i hope yoo arent turned off tehee anyway hope i hear from yooI also had friend requests from no less than 15 strippers. |
| Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 |
| 10:07 am |
Dear Chad,
Why did I see you all around town this morning with an unzipped jacket and no hat on? What were you thinking? |
| Monday, February 5th, 2007 |
| 7:14 am |
The guy on the news just mentioned "the 1900s" like they are something from the distant past. |
| Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 |
| 11:43 am |
A hippy just walked up in the Ugly Mug carrying a used paper Ugly Mug cup and ordered a coffee. How environmentally conscious of him. |
| Monday, January 29th, 2007 |
| 9:47 pm |
Creative professionals are so zany!
 You can kind of see my head on the other side of the wall behind the computer. I fell asleep at 7:30 tonight after eating three Nacho Cheese Chalupas. |
| Friday, January 26th, 2007 |
| 7:12 am |
I never thought I'd be one of those guys that gets up at 6:30 a.m. again. I guess I was wrong. Today will be an experiment in rush hour commuting. |
| Thursday, January 25th, 2007 |
| 4:04 pm |
Here's something that happens often in my life...
Something completely lame begins (like jury duty) and I freak out a lot and get way pissed and tell everyone about how it's going to ruin some aspect of my life (like my just-starting career). Then, somehow, things work out at the last minute (like when I showed up at the court this morning and the bailiff told all of us we could go home so I got to start work at Organic on time today after all). ANYWAY... So now I am among the masses of employed commuters traveling on the freeways of south-east Michigan. In non-rush hour traffic, this means about 50 minutes on my car. Tomorrow, I will find out how long the trip takes in heavy traffic. Because of all of this, I am going to be listening to a lot of music, so if you're really cool and really bored, you should probably make me a mix CD to listen to on the way to work. I'll figure out a way to repay you. Thanks in advance. |
| Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 |
| 4:57 pm |
Jury doody
Jury duty is the lamest thing in the world. I was supposed to start work at my first real job today, but I had the "privilege" of doing my civic duty instead. I am going to buy something controversial with the money the court gives me. |
| Sunday, January 14th, 2007 |
| 1:27 pm |
I want to marry Sarah Silverman. |
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